By most accounts, the Detroit Lions had a pretty dreadful preseason. The question is, does it even matter? Last Thursday, the Detroit Lions lost their fourth and final preseason game to the Cleveland Browns. When […]
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Mediocrity and The Sage of Utility Closet B3
I wrote a fake account of a fake conversation with a fake person. Only the Detroit Pistons problems are real. “What a load of malarkey!” I screamed like a two-bit 30s gangster. “Thirty-seven and a […]
It’s Dre Day (And Nobody’s Celebratin’)
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say but both the national media and the local fan-base seem to have forgot about Dre. I’m not sure is you’re aware of this, but I’m […]
Know When To Fold ‘Em
In the midst of another disappointing Pistons season, it may be time to move on from some familiar faces. On Wednesday, in the afterglow of an uninspired road win over the Anthony Davis-less New Orleans […]
Who Won The Butler Trade? (Sorry Markelle)
Breaking down the Totally shocking, completely out of left field Jimmy Butler trade. Months after everyone outside of Minnesota realized that the toxic atmosphere surrounding a post-trade demand Jimmy Butler was going to torpedo their […]
2018-19 NBA Preview: The Final Chapter
this is part 3 of 3 in Fishkorn’s NBA Preview. If you haven’t read parts 1 and 2 yet (found here and here, respectively), please do or else you’ll be as lost as j.r. smith […]
2018-19 NBA Preview: The SI Top 100 List Outliers
In Part 2 of 3 of fishkorn’s Nba Preview, we Dig through the muck to locate those teams that managed to rise above their inferior talent to find success…and the other teams that had Dwight […]
2018-19 NBA Preview: The SI Top 100 List And Predicting The Future
in part 1 of 3 in a series on the upcoming nba season we gaze deeply into Sports Illustrated’s top 100 players lists in effort to predict the future… A few weeks back, Sports Illustrated […]
It’s Only One Game…
Trying not to overreact after the dismal, disheartening Detroit Lions performance on Monday night. Eight and a half months. That’s how long we as Detroit Lions fans had to wait to see our team take […]
Wake Up And Rebuild
a satirical, fictional account of the last five years of tigers fandom: “Did we beat Boston!?” I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard my buddy Skeeter say it. Every Friday for […]