An Account from DEtroit’s hottest new Italian spot According to Roman mythology, there was this guy Numitor. Back in the 7th century B.C., he was the king of some prime real estate in Western Italy, […]
Pie-Sci: Pizza Theory Proven Right
A trip to pie-sci, Detroit’s experimental pizza destination Rust Cohle, one of the 21st century’s greatest thinkers, once said “Time is a flat circle. Everything we’ve ever done, or will do, we’re gonna do over […]
Wake Up And Rebuild
a satirical, fictional account of the last five years of tigers fandom: “Did we beat Boston!?” I nearly jumped out of my skin when I heard my buddy Skeeter say it. Every Friday for […]
Roughin’ It With Old Man Young
After ambling around a scorching-hot downtown Detroit Tuesday evening in search of a pre-show burger and beer, a buddy and I finally made it to our seats in the Fox Theater’s upper gallery for Neil […]
The Summer of ‘Bron (again): A Team-By-Team Compendium
The annual circus known as NBA free agency is nigh. It is a cornucopia of Woj-bombs, emoji-analyses and rumor-mongering that’s sure to be 4,000 times as interesting as this year’s Finals. And by design, the […]
The Beautiful Disillusion of Maynard’s Perfect Circle
“Arrghh!” That was my immediate response when I found out that A Perfect Circle had banned the use of cell phones during their November 2017 show I’d bought tickets for. The concert, a stop at […]
Celebrating George
In honor of Father’s Day, I believe it is time to take a moment to celebrate the greatest dad in movie history. A man whose actions and words inspired not only his fictional progeny but […]
MY FIRST NOVEL!
It is with much excitement (and abject terror) that I announce the publishing of my debut novel, Nocturne In Black And White. It only took seven years to complete. Yes, seven. Well, I had mostly […]
Citizen (Fish)Korn: Declaration of Principles
FISHKORN DECLARATION OF PRINCIPLES: I- I WILL PROVIDE THE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITH A WEBSITE THAT WILL DIVE DEEPLY ON SPORTS, FOOD, MUSIC AND POP CULTURE. II- I WILL ATTEMPT TO DO THIS FILTERED […]